happy thoughts

“During a discussion of holidays, one Muslim student expresses puzzlement over the concept of Easter. The teacher turns it over to the class, and various efforts at explaining the crucifixion and resurrection are made:
“He call his self Jesus and then he be die one day on two...morsels of...lumber.”
The rest of the class jumped in, offering bits of information that would have given the Pope an aneurysm.
“He die one day and then he go above my head to live with your father.”
“He weared of himself the long hair and after he die, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples.”
“He nice, the Jesus.”
“He make the good things, and on the Easter we be sad because somebody make him dead today.”
David Sedaris "Me Talk Pretty One Day"